LOL Tonight- The Browns Player's Super Bowl Ring

It's been another cold brisk morning in Cleveland, Ohio, yet the Browns players still found themselves arising from their slumbers and going to work at the Browns facility... Only to find drama unfolding in a flamboyant fashion.

Jamie Collins, recently acquired from the New England Patriots, couldn't find his Super Bowl Ring that he had brought with him to work, per inside sources reported. Jamie had earned his ring with the 2014 New England Patriots, and had grown quite accustomed to carrying his hunk of jewelry around with him at all times. His teammate that ended up following him from New England to Cleveland, OG Jonathan Cooper, told friends that Collins had been obsessing over it, referring to it as "my precious."

"Something needs to be done about that," Cooper said, "it's really creepy and more then a little weird."

Cooper also said that when he had met Collins, early in 2016, Collins wasn't quite the same guy.

"He used to be laid back and fun," Cooper stated. "Now he's controlling, manipulative, and beyond saving."

Bill Belichick weighed in on the talk, laughing about it in his latest press conference. "So you want to know why I traded him," he said, "There you go." 

Jamie Collins was unable to be reached for a comment.

At this point, no police reports have been filed, although pretty soon, Browns teammates may be filing in to the psychiatrists chair for a little therapy after some traumatizing experiences.

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