Total Sports Report

President Obama, soon to be former President, made a startling statement to the sports world today at a white house press meeting just hours before the College Football National Championship game today. The Alabama Crimson Tide will be playing against the Clemson Tigers in a hotly contested rematch of last season's national title game at 8:15 ET Monday, January 9th. The Crimson Tide are favored by a touchdown, and the president has made it clear who he is going to be routing for in the last championship game he will have an opportunity to see in the White House. "I think of Clemson as I think of my administration," President Obama told the reporters assembled, "Last year, they couldn't beat Alabama because they ran out of time." While it is true that Clemson had pulled to 5 points before giving up the onside kick with no timeouts and 18 seconds left on the clock, Alabama had already assembled a monster showing behind the iron legs of Heisman winner Derric...

In case you have not yet heard, San Diego's soon to be ex-Head Coach Mike McCoy is writing a book for other football coaches to enjoy, the highly anticipated 101 Ways To Loose A Guaranteed Win. In light of an "experimental" 2016 season, McCoy was inspired to write the book after having experienced different and almost impossible ways of loosing football games. "In all honesty," McCoy said at the press conference announcing the release of his new book, "I just wanted to share with the world my experience. It used to torture me at night when I would lay down my head and see the replay of the game. But you know what? I think the best way to deal with these experiences is to share them." We have gotten our grubby little hands on an exclusive preview of the upcoming book, and we would like you to see what treasure McCoy has coming for us. Example 1: Allow the Kansas City Chiefs To Come Back From a Franchise Record 21 Points Down.     Always underestimat...

Odell has been doing the infamous Lebron James chalk throw after scoring touchdowns, whether he means to throw imaginary chalk or shade, that doesn't matter. What does matter is Lebron isn't happy to see Odell mocking him in his town (Cleveland), and he's suing. Unfortunately for Odell, Lebron will probably win the case. Lebron will be taking Odell before a Cleveland City judge on Friday, and it turns out that Lebron has patented his trademark move. "It is such a symbol to the game of basketball, and myself, that I can't have idiots like Odell out there clouding my name brand," Lebron said in a press conference where he announced this shocking news. Odell fired right back an hour later with his own remarks. "Give me a patent number and I will actually see you there at the court room Friday." Lebron tweeted it out, 1,235,241, and this patent doesn't need Lebrons face. So Odell has scrambled his lawyers together and we can expect quite a battle ...

It's been another cold brisk morning in Cleveland, Ohio, yet the Browns players still found themselves arising from their slumbers and going to work at the Browns facility... Only to find drama unfolding in a flamboyant fashion. Jamie Collins, recently acquired from the New England Patriots, couldn't find his Super Bowl Ring that he had brought with him to work, per inside sources reported. Jamie had earned his ring with the 2014 New England Patriots, and had grown quite accustomed to carrying his hunk of jewelry around with him at all times. His teammate that ended up following him from New England to Cleveland, OG Jonathan Cooper, told friends that Collins had been obsessing over it, referring to it as "my precious." "Something needs to be done about that," Cooper said, "it's really creepy and more then a little weird." Cooper also said that when he had met Collins, early in 2016, Collins wasn't quite the same guy. "He used to be...